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jesse pinkman

Dear Blue Christmeth Dealer

Blue Christmeth Sign-Ups Open November 17-29th 2014!

Dear Blue Christmeth Dealer,

Hooray, I'm so excited to see whatever you make for me!

First of all, my internet name is different everywhere because I'm annoying like that, so yes, this is heyjupiter from AO3.

Anyway, I just really love Breaking Bad and am pretty happy to see more of anything related to Breaking Bad. I'm fascinated with the relationship between Jesse, Walt, and Mike, but I strongly prefer not to read anything sexual between any 3 of those characters. (Intensely toxic codependency is fine, obviously. I did watch the show.) I don't really ship any non-canon ships on Breaking Bad.

I didn't specifically put them in any of my actual prompts, but I love Badger & Skinny Pete and would be delighted to see cameos from any of them. I love Breaking Bad's bits of black comedy among the soul-crushing tragedy.

I have a zero tolerance policy for Skyler White hating.

I mentioned my love of crossovers, and I did legit write a Breaking Bad/Community crossover where Jesse escapes to Greendale Community College and finds out that Mike is there undercover?? If that appeals to you please feel free to write anything more about Jesse and Mike at Greendale. If that does not appeal to you: I GET IT, IT'S KINDA WEIRD.

If you are an artist, I really like cute things? Or whatever. I have no artistic talent myself and will be 100% impressed by any art you come up with. Oh, and I love Hello Kitty and I loved Jesse's Hello Kitty phone, so feel free to use that information as you will.

Thank you! Have fun!

PS I hope you don't feel any pressure or whatever because I'm one of the mods?? I'm chill and I promise not to cheat and look at my gift before the collection is revealed!